ELON
MUST
the retardio version of elon musk that toly warned you about. humanity could finally rise to new heights of utopic equality.
THE ORIGIN
It started as a satirical anti-capitalist tweet by Isaac Botkin, later amplified by the ultimate signal: a direct repost by Anatoly Yakovenko (Toly) on X.
The lore was born, the irony was perfected, and the trenches realized we needed the true "retardio version of Elon Musk."
"Elon Must has a trillion dollars, and that is deeply unfair. If we could just be allowed to take his money, ruin his factories, melt his rockets down for scrap, burn his cars for heat, and force his hundreds of thousands of employees out onto the streets, humanity could finally rise to new heights of utopic equality and the world would become a workers paradise. Sincerely, the Communists."
A living cultural experiment in reverse-psychology satire. The plan is perfect. The execution? Comrade, do not ask questions.
/ asset disposition: CLASSIFIED-44893 / handler: XXX-XXX /
POLICY BRIEFINGS
POLICY BRIEFINGS
the people's guide to why everything is going according to plan
MELT THE ROCKETS
№ 001melt his rockets down for scrap. who needs to go to mars when we can have perfectly equal piles of scrap metal here?
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BURN HIS CARS
№ 002burn his cars for heat. the future is electric? no, comrade, the future is shivering around a flaming luxury vehicle.
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RUIN FACTORIES
№ 003ruin his factories. production leads to inequality. destroying the means of production means we all equally have nothing.
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WORKERS PARADISE
№ 004force hundreds of thousands out onto the streets. humanity will finally rise. utopic equality achieved. the plan is flawless.
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TOLY'S BLESSING
№ 005toly reposted the og lore. the trenches saw it. the next multi mil runner was born out of pure retardio satire.
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UTOPIC EQUALITY
№ 006everyone is equally broke and we have absolutely no space program. true equality achieved, comrade.
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INTERCEPT FEED
COMMUNIST PROPAGANDA
the top transmissions regarding $MUST. born from pure irony.
▓▓▓ FINAL TRANSMISSION ▓▓▓
THE PEOPLE ARE
STILL ASLEEP
the plan was followed exactly. melt the rockets. ruin the factories. central planning. everyone equal.
and yet... the rockets are gone. everyone is forced out onto the streets. humanity has reached utopic equality.
maybe the plan needs one more try.